Captions : I ain’t no movie star, man. I’m a booty star. Richard Pryor

Captions : The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a ‘sleeping dictionary.’ Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I’m still trying to remember where I picked up the other two. Zsa Zsa Gabor