Captions : I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting. Macaulay Culkin

Captions : As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying it. Words are to confuse, so that at election time people will solemnly vote against their own interests. Gore Vidal